im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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