You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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