she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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