these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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