That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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