Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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