I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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