Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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