My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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