What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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