White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Randomize
