we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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