Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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