therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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