Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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