It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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