Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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