is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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