At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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