well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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