I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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