Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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