I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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