idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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