you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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