i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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