He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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