i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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