yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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