How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
love makes seman taste better
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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