Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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