But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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