I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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