shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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