Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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