Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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