Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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