We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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