He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
there's paper in my vomit.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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