gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
