Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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