it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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