Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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