People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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