So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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