Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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