I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize