My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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