I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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