hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize