She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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