you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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