Christians are straight up FREAKS
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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